FETAL RAGE!




haha best movie ever!!

halvo:

kellycsws:

RANDAL: WHY HAVEN’T YOU FUCKED MYRA YET?
ELIAS: WE CAN’T BECAUSE OF PILLOW-PANTS.
RANDAL: WHAT THE FUCK’S PILLOW-PANTS?
ELIAS: PILLOW-PANTS IS THE LITTLE TROLL WHO LIVES IN HER PUSSY.
RANDAL: …..
ELIAS: PILLOW-PANTS IS HER PUSSY-TROLL. DUH.

(CLERKS II)



i will never look at the time 3:13 the same again…

thedailywhat:

Another day, another thing that cannot be unseen.

[zanypickle.]



dang…

thedailywhat:

Infographic of the Day: Putting things in perspective.

[thehighdefinite.]



omg cutest kid ever!

thedailywhat:

OMG! Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This Adorbz Kid of the Day: Cutest kid ever performing the cutest version ever of Jason Mraz’s “I’m Yours” on the ukulele.

Disclaimer: TDW may not be held responsible for any and all spontaneous pregnancies which will occur as a result of this video.

[thanks jennifer and kevin!]


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i love joanna newsom!!

ibkorrie:

fuckyeahtattoos:

fumbling green gentleness

“I was all horns and thorns, sprung out fully formed, knock-kneed and upright.”

-Sawdust & Diamonds by Joanna Newsom

left inner bicep, 2009

here u go KT



i want this door!!

thedailywhat:

Front Door Design of the Day: This breathtaking marvel of modern design was custom-made for an Indian diamond merchant (natch) out of 40 individual sections of Burma teak.

Each section is carved so that the door integrates 160 pulleys, 80 ball bearings, a wire-rope and a counter weight hidden within the single pivot.

Stacked one above the other in the closed position, each plank can then rotate by a simple push causing the door to reconfigure into a sinusoidal curve.

The door was one of four Architectural Review Emerging Architecture Award winners, a prize which honors “the best pieces of design by young architects from across the world.” Well deserved to say the least.

[via.]



so my boyfriend just discovered the beauty of the rick roll…he’s trying to bring it back…



haha…priceless…

thedailywhat:

OH SH- of the Day: Sarah Palin and her doppelganger divide by zero at a November 19 Going Rogue book signing in Noblesville, IN.

[via.]



my mind has been officially blown for the day…

thedailywhat:

Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: Some crafty 3ds MAX magician has put together this mind-intercoursing video illustrating what Earth might look like if it had rings similar to those currently being taken for granted by our noxious sibling Saturn.

I sincerely hope your place of employment doesn’t have a no-crying-at-desk policy, because you’re about to do some serious bawling.

[via.]


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